Wow, four years. That's about how long this boring page has been sitting out here...you would think that I would have actually put some content out here. Or at least put in some links to the part of the site that I'm actively maintaining.
But no. Please remember, I am at heart a very lazy person.
But I digress. Most likely you're here because I gave you the link on the phone or in person (scratched in something remotely resembling arabic on a cocktail napkin), and I most likely mangled it. Your question of "exactly what is a psychotic pineapple" is then surpassed only by the carpal tunnel syndrome brought on as you tried to type www.psychoticpineapples.com into your browser without a mistake. Finally you manage to spell it properly (with only two or three references to the dictionary you dug out from under the short leg of the couch and just a light amount of swearing) and you're transported here. A page with some pinapples on it, and a completely unimaginative title.
"Thanks, Jay. That was worth it. Not. " you think.
But wait - there actually is some content out here! In a mute testimony to my inner geek I have buried the content under a few separate sub-domains.
Enough of the droll prose, though. If you're looking for pictures, you want to go to http://pictures.psychoticpineapples.com - that is our family Gallery site. Which I bug Beth to update every so often, so don't complain to me about the age of the pictures. More dry prose and other bad writing issues your cup of tea? Then surf on over to the weblog at http://rants.psychoticpineapples.com - not only do you get me bitching and complaining about things, you also get a realtime look at items I'm bookmarking on Del.icio.us. And more bitching and complaining. And other frustrated writer type stuff. Which is probably just as boring as it sounds.
So there you have. Good luck and good surfing.
Jason